Dear Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg

Please do your homework...

I lieu of Chairman Xiden’s and his dictatorial act of banning incandescent light bulbs and in light of Greta’s continual public appearances where she insists that I stop driving a gasoline powered automobile… this subject has been on my mind as of late, because frankly the more the idiots talk about mankind being the harbinger of events leading to the destruction of the world, it’s looking more and more like the explosion portrayed in Superman of the fictional planet Krypton, has more basis in reality than what these morons claim.

It’s looking more and more that the whole concept of climate change being caused by the miniscule amount of Co2, which BTW is what plants like, created by cow farts, automobiles, gas stoves, gas water heaters, gas barbeque grills and other petroleum powered devices isn’t the problem at all.

It appears that the real climate change culprits have been around for millions of years, one being the SUN. The other being VOLCANOES. Just like the one that erupted on 14 January 2022 at 04:20 local time (15:20 UTC, 13 January). Yeah, those pesky volcanoes don’t seem to be under man’s control too well, and don’t really give a crap about how many of your first born daughters you toss into one.

As a matter of fact, this one was quite the spectacle. sending clouds of ash 12 miles into the atmosphere. The government of Tonga issued a tsunami warning to residents, and waves of 12 inches were observed in Nuku'alofa. Later in the afternoon, Tongan geologists near the volcano observed explosions and a 3.1 mile-wide ash column between 17:00 and 18:30 local time. A much larger Plinian eruption started the following day (15 January 2022) at 17:14 local time (04:14:45 UTC, 15 January). The eruption column from this eruption rose 36 miles into the mesosphere. The Volcanic Ash Advisory Center (VAAC) again issued an advisory notice to airlines. Ash from the eruption made landfall on the main island of Tongatapu, blotting out the sun. Loud explosions were heard 40 miles away in Nukuʻalofa, and small stones and ash rained down from the sky. Many residents in Tonga were stuck in traffic while attempting to flee to higher ground.

So sorry Greta…it isn’t mankind with his miniscule pollution that is going to kill you younger folks. It’s going to be NATURE. You need to concentrate your efforts on letting the sun and earth know it needs to be nice to us.

To read a very interesting complete in depth expose of this incident check out:

the 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai eruption and tsunami

I found it to be quite mind boggling because of it’s impact on the environment culminating with heat and floods to name two. It seems we are having an H2O problem, not a Co2 problem.

Things aren’t going to get back to normal (whatever that is) for some time folks. If Greta does her homework, she just might have to switch her profession to something more realistic. Like getting a job with a Volcanic Ash Advisory Center where she can be a first hand observer of the REAL culprits of climate change!