TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE

Don't You Agree?

#10. Vote because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. Vote because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

#8. Vote because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. Vote because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. Vote because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. And of course those “dangerous and unusual” guns that magically become fine and dandy if you pay a $200 tax on them.

I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to my home to identify my body after a home invasion.

#5. Vote because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. Vote because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, free education, free food, free housing and of course Social Security benefits they never paid into , and we should take away or lower the Social Security from those who paid into it and who can hardly make ends meet.

#3. Vote because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the either of the two communist parties sees fit.

#2. Vote because I believe judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And the #1 reason to vote PERIOD.

I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.